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  So here it is fresh from the presses! Hot? Naa, it's air conditioned in here!
Writing again as writer's will, because as everyone knows, Writer's write? But the skills needed for creative righting is not this offering's subject. Unfortunately, this is another one about politics, sorry about this! But as most of you haven't heard much true journalism lately, because they have entertained you with nothing but feel good stories lately, you could be excused for being dumb on the subject, as you just haven't been told? But anyway, Politics is all the rage now, as we close in on those all important 2014 midterms. Now you would be up to speed on all of this, that is, if you are willing to do one loathsome thing? Watch Fox News International, it's on your cable dial. Now I know what you've been told, in as how this station might be toxic to your brain? But trust me, most of it isn't? The simple fact is, that they are The Little Engine that could, and they make all attempts to be fair in their opinions while dealing with their audiences. To their peers in the press, they have become a strong curiosity if nothing else? Ka-ching! You hear that Roger? That's the money you should be paying me for the plug!
  But anywho, from this very station, Laura Ingram, who's heart was once in the sand, was beginning to speculate as to who the Republican foe would be for Hillary should she choose to run? Do the Dems have a secondary choice if she doesn't? And if so, who is it? But the Republicans are already rallying behind certain possible party favorites, and Chris Christi's name came up? Yeah, Jersey boy, great right? His stance on marijuana should secure that all important 18 to 32 group's vote! Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? Ah, I tell you folks, it's a mystery to me how completely out of touch the so called conservatives are! Was the Gov's reasoning for this statement said to impress the right? The right to do what, loose?