Satan

  So what else can be said, and is there anything worth saying? Lookin at life from the down side lately,  a depression brought about almost entirely by other people, but with a fair amount of my own stupidity sprinkled in. Dire times are ahead, but who is to save us? A Republican? Which Republican and why?
  Ladies and gentlemen, let me make this clear, War is coming! But this war, though it will be conventionally fought, will be a holy war. A holy war is just a nicer way of saying, a Spiritual War! The battle being fought for the newspapers will be just the tip of the iceberg? The real battle, that which will be fought in the spirit world, is fought for your very soul! And it doesn't care whether you believe in the reality of the spiritual realm or not. Because the size of these spiritual armies will dwarf all of the armies of mere men!  Because there soldiers have been taken over all of time, taken for just this moment! But know this about the armies that you will see on your screens. This army is strong in it's resolve. So sure are they, that they are eager to give their lives for their god!
  But don't underestimate our enemy, because he is cunning, and he knows the way of men. His representatives are already in place, and they live among us. When the sleeper phone rings, all in the room will answer the call! The spirit world exists, and it doesn't care if you believe that or not? In fact, it would rather you continue to pay it no mind, and just roll over and go back to sleep? For his time has not come yet, even though he too lives among us. He and his minions are in every walk of life, and some are in the highest places of our government. But even though many have risen to the highest of places, there is one who is greater then them all, and they? His minions? They live only to serve him, because he is the essence of evil, and his name is Beelzebub, more commonly called, Satan!