SEX

  Did you ever wonder how you will feel when you first enter the Kingdom of Heaven? How great will that feel? What will be your thoughts as you stand and gape at the Land beyond beyond? What wonders will your new eyes see? But again, how will you feel?
  OK parents, you might want to read this part yourselves before you let your kids read it, because we are going to talk about sex. Perhaps an explanation point was called for there, instead of that period? Because nothing in the human gnome can so gratify and frustrate us more then can sex! It can give the ultimate of pleasure physically, but also can leave us confused frustrated and angry. Sex is a powerful thing! Even Freud only scratched the surface? He was right about one thing though, sex is a very personal thing.
  OK, so your back from getting rid of the kids? Let's dig in? So now we are going to leave all of that phycological thinking behind, and get into the act itself. But understand, that I am using sexual intercourse as a metaphor for feelings, while first standing on the inside of those pearly gates! Now, for those of you who truly have known the joys of sex, we are about to get real personal. A man and a woman come together in this act, almost as one, moving in perfect unison. He knows what she wants, and she knows how to take him go where she wants him to! Each one desiring only more of the other! Now try to remember the most intense orgasm you have ever had? Raging sweaty red hot sex! Are you still with me? Because now we are going to take it even higher! Because now our couple has reached another level? For each no longer cares about their own gratification, each of the lovers thinks only of the needs of the other. Remember now, you are entering the Kingdom of Heaven, so the sky's the limit!
From this coupling comes the very best of each gender, and as they join, they are no longer two together, but they have become one! A super being! And that super being knows God!
That is the best way I could think to explain it? In a way that all people will understand.
  The Kingdom of Heaven. What are your plans, will I see you there? I hope so...