Climate Change

  So here's the thing. I just went outside, only to discover that what had started out as a rainy day had changed to become a real stunner! In fact, it turned out to be one of my favorite kind of days! A bright blue sky, filled with white puffy clouds! Or Cumulous clouds as my wife likes to correct me on? How about, it was a bright blue sky, with great hordes of white and puffy cumulous clouds? There, now everyone's happy! It's funny how fast the climate can change isn't it? I mean in a New York second, everything can change!
  Climate change, now there's a topic? The good folks who first panicked you with thoughts of freezing to death while huddled around your TV set, only to change that warning to, that you will be cooked like a Macrel on an open flame, are now championing Climate Change? Duh! Of course the climate changes you ninnies, it changes all the time!
  But these theorists have a product to sell, because just like the Race Baiters, this is how they make their living. Money! It's all about money, always has been, and always will be. Those who really are in the know, meaning these scientists who sign off on this, know full well that it is a lot of baloney. But what it really means to them is money, and the power that comes with money! This comes in two ways,  one is the tax dollars that it will bring in, and of course the political clout that comes with all that limitless taxpayer money. Secondly, in addition to the power, incredible personal riches are at hand for those who fashion these laws. How else would a guy like Al Gore get so fabulously wealthy?
  For me, I have to admit that it is entertaining if nothing else? I mean what started as global freezing, morphed into global warming, and now, finally, the perfect phrase, Climate Change! Why one of these so called scientists went as far as to say that Wall Street and lower Manhattan could be under water if we failed to act quick enough!  Climate change? It reminds me of what my father used to say. If you don't like the weather in Jersey, wait, it'll change!
So then climate change? Of course you fool, what else would you expect to happen??