Knowing the way,

  I know a way that the postal service can be self sufficient, within 3-5 years. What sets it apart from it's rival, Email? It's safe! You want to send a personal letter to someone, and that you want to know that only that person will receive it. No little geek somewhere, is going to read your mail by picking it out of some cloud. 

  Strangely, I need a job, So if the Post office is willing, hire me as your ad campaign director. So what do you say, can I have the job?