The end of Leftism

  A while back, I had written a tongue in cheek piece about the oddities in life know as lefties. And though I meant it toward left handed athletes in general and baseball players specifically, the blowback came from many within the lefty community. I know now that even the name lefty is a slang and can be deemed offensive, as left handed people are just differently challenged. But I have come to realize the error of my ways, and I ask the Left Handed community to forgive my clumsy and ignorant joke.
  So affected by their plight am I, that I have decided to help champion their cause. The plain truth of the matter is that these folks have been so down trodden for so long, that many have come to the point of despair? So isolated are these citizens and taken for granted by their right handed friends and neighbors, that we are in the middle of planning a political group which will represent this important minority also. Afterall, their ethos and agenda can be no less important then those of other minorities, and the good people in the left handed community are tired of not having leftism to be just as important as racism and sexism. But the hardest thing to overcome is waking the public to their plight. So ingrained is leftism in our society, that it has become excepted as common place, and this simply can not be! For too long the public has been unaware of their suffering, as most chose to suffer in silence, but no more. Surely all fair minded people can see the injustice of this, and will look to aid us in our right to equal footing with the others. Who like our left handed brethren were born this way, and weren't even given the opportunity to choose to be right handed. You can take a part in helping with this unfair practice. First by seeking out all of your left handed friends and neighbors and asking their forgiveness for your ignorance. Together, we Can end leftism today!